Ест, стреляет и уходит.
В общем, когда саммари еще без авторов были выложены, я прочитала штук десять и бросила - для меня все эти саммари на одно лицо: из каждого при желании может получиться что-то офигенное, а можно и отличную идею запороть. Поэтому я дождалась раскрытия имен авторов) Вот, составила для себя список того, что хочу прочитать обязательно. Слава богу, они выложат все позже 30-го июня, а то я б пропал! Потом по ходу чтения буду поднимать этот пост и делиться впечатлениями.
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Author: [info]fleshflutter
Artist: [info]wanttobeatree and [info]vamptastica
Title: The incestuous courtship of the Antichrist's bride.
Pairing: Sam/Dean, rated nc-17.
Summary: Sam is trying to become the Antichrist in order to save the world. He has a small army of angels and demons, he has an adoring cult, he has a work of prophecy by Jack Kerouac, and he has Dean. Things are going pretty well until he accidentally signs Dean up as his Beloved Consort, a role that requires sex with the Antichrist on an altar. And that's when things stop going pretty well. Also, the soundtrack to the Apocalypse sucks.
флэш все-таки написала винцест) хоть мне до ужаса хотелось от нее рпс, но, seriously, винцест от флэш? АААААА! Хочухочухочу скорее, обожемой!!!
Author: [info]thenyxie
Artist: Artist: [info]votaku and [info]vengefuldemon69
Title: Stranger Than Fiction
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Summary: AU, post-The Monster at the End of This Book, Wincest. Dean can't stop wondering why people would write gay porn about him and Sam and decides to find out. Research takes him to interesting places; re-reading the novels for subtext, visiting message boards to ask questions, and a really freaky place called Livejournal. What he discovers along his hysterical journey is a sick fascination with fanfiction, more about gay sex than he ever wanted to know, and an even deeper obsession with understanding why people write this stuff. Meanwhile, they're hunting a mysterious monster that takes the form of a person's truest love to kill them slowly, and things between him and Sam are changing. But it's not until it's shoved undeniably in his face that Dean realizes the lines between reality and fanfic have begun to blur so hard that they're practically non-existent. And if all that wasn't enough, they still have to save the world.
Author: [info]astri13
Artist: [info]mithborien
Title: The Man of his Dreams
Characters/Pairing: Sam/Dean, Bobby, Castiel, Pamela
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Summary: When Sam Winchester, only son of obsessive hunter-legend John Winchester meets young firefighter Dean Collins on a hunt, his interest is piqued for Dean reminds him of the imaginary friend Sam has never quite outgrown: a freckled, little boy with striking green eyes who would appear to Sam as nothing more than a vision for all his life. But Dean harbours some secrets of his own and might not be as normal himself as he appears on the outside. Will their budding relationship be strong enough to survive the forces of Heaven and Hell trying to finish what they started over twenty years ago?
Author: [info]benitle
Artist: [info]twofourteen
title: Always You, without time or space
Rating/Pairing: Sam/Dean, NC-17, SLASH
Summary: Sam and Dean leave New Paltz, a haunted painting and Sarah behind them, each thinking in their own ways it'll be the last time they do anything like that. It isn't long before a string of unexplainable deaths takes them to The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City. Between frustration and brotherly fights, surviving more art than can be seen in a lifetime, a revenge killer and the mean city, their relationship is taken to a whole new level that neither of them expected. But of course it's never that simple, because between all the emotional chaos, there's also a case to solve! Sam/Dean first-time fic.
Author: [info]balefully
Artist: [info]cathybites
Title: We Flow Together (Once and Forever)
Pairing and Rating: Jared/Jensen, NC-17
Summary: As a child, Jensen Ackles was saved from drowning by a mysterious boy who appeared from the depths off the coast of Cape Cod. Now a grown man, Jensen is a stage-actor in New York City, living off a trust fund from his parents, and convinced he's incapable of true love. One fateful night finds him back in Cape Cod after a raucous party gone wrong, fighting for his life as he sinks beneath the waves. Yet again, he's saved from a watery grave—this time by a naked man, seemingly mute and more beautiful than anyone Jensen's ever seen. The stranger decides to call himself Jared, and as he and Jensen spend time together, learning each other body and soul, Jensen finds that his own capacity for love is as boundless as the ocean.
Jensen's world comes crashing down around him when he discovers the origin of Jared's strange naivety and lack of inhibitions—he's a mermaid, fins and all. After Jared is abducted by researchers who subject him to cruel tests, Jensen must make a crucial decision: will he risk everything to finally find true love—with a fish—or will Jared be the one that got away?
аааааааа!!! фик про Джареда-русалку от balefully, омфг, хочу немедля!!
Author: [info]belyste
Artist: [info]fallen_for_lost
Final title: Say You're Mine
Rating & pairing: NC-17, Jared/Jensen
Summary: It takes his two best friends getting engaged to make Jared realize what’s missing in his own life, but once he figures it out, he's a man on a mission: find true love or die trying. He’s not asking for much – just the perfect soul mate to spend blissful eternity with – so when a chance meeting drops Jensen into his life (and his lap), it seems like fate. But either Jensen missed that memo or fate seems to have other ideas, because nothing works out the way Jared planned. Based (very) loosely on How I Met Your Mother.
а еще белист дразницца колледж!ау, который она написала! ыыыыы, дайте мне все! я от одной мысли про фики белист каваюсь!! она мой самый-самый любимы рпс автор (если вы еще не заметили
у меня три фика ее переведено))), она самая-самая лучшая!! если вы еще не читали белист, вы многое потеряли!
Author: [info]lazy_daze
Artist: [info]reallycorking
Title: Topspin
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Defending Wimbledon champion and world No. 1 tennis player Jensen Ackles is determined to hang on to his title, no matter how good Jared Padalecki, rising star on the tennis scene, thinks he is. With Padalecki's new reckless style, explosive power and natural grace pitted against Jensen's own beautifully strategic, strong and watertight game - all that's for sure is that this is going to be one Wimbledon final match not to be missed. With a media-painted rivalry turning into a mutual dislike that's almost as explosive as the badly-hidden attraction sparking in the air, there's more than a tennis ball flying between them.
When tension explodes into more, and more becomes again and again, how will this unexpected connection affect them, their games, their careers? Will they be able to put aside everything that's against them and make something real out of what was never meant to happen in the first place? And as emotions get stronger and the competitions fiercer and Wimbledon's upon them again, history will repeat; and under the English July sun, new history will be made.
второй любимый рпс автор.) И еще, Джаред и Дженсен теннисисты? Awwwwwwww, holy shit!
Author: [info]annella
Artist: [info]seventhpage
Title: Counting the steps to the door of your heart
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jensen's life isn't perfect, but he's happy enough. He has friends (well, one friend and one roommate), a prospective career (if he can pass this stupid, stupid test which requires him to be able to talk to people), a sex life of sorts (with guys who are total jerkfaces and think Jensen is a dork, which is actually true), and a life-size Dalek costume with a voice modulator which lets him EXTERMINATE things (like the toaster). Then, out of nowhere, he also has Jared (gorgeous, wonderful, socially retarded, and already taken), and his life turns upside down in the blink of an eye. For the first time, Jensen has found what he wants, but how is he going to get it?
Annella rocks. On occasion. Читать буду)))
Author: [info]winterlive
Artist: [info]machinistm
Final title: Talking Points
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: J2
Summary: Texas state senator Jensen Ackles (D-16) is a dyed-in-the-wool idealist, a squeaky-clean boy scout, and a notorious press-dodger. His star is on the rise, and it's worth a career to get the scoop on him. The L.A. Times' star reporter Jared Padalecki might just make it to the Washington Post before his 30th birthday, if he can get the story - he'll have to go undercover and join Jensen's team. But it isn't long before the lie starts to feel like a betrayal, and Jared never expected to like his subject as much as he does.
Author: [info]jeyhawk
Artist: [info]gwentastic
Title: Apocalypse: Cancelled
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC17
Summary: Jared's a straight architect from Texas and Jensen's a deeply closeted movie star. A chance encounter leaves the unlikely couple clinging to each other during what they think will be their last days on earth, but what happens to the relationship they built when the world doesn't end after all?
Author: [info]memphis86
Artist: [info]ignited
Title: Palace of the Brine
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jensen/Jared, implied Chad/Sophia & Tom/Mike
Warnings: Mpreg. Again.
Summary: It's been five years since Jared Padalecki had his daughter, Eve thanks to a little miracle from an Egyptian fertility god. Now he and his partner, Jensen Ackles are raising her together in San Francisco, along with her other father, Chad Michael Murray; and everything seems to be moving along fine. Jared's working as a college art professor, and Jensen is still at Grace's Heart hospital, a resident OB-GYN. But when Jared decides to try for miracle number two, it seems to stir up some rough waters for everyone around him. Is this a blessing in disguise, or has Jared really set off a curse this time?
О боже, ДАДАДА!!!! Продолжение "The seahorse", самого охренительного дж2 мпрега всех времен и народов!!! Хочууууууу! Вы не читали лошадку?!!!!! Святое дерьмо, бегите и читайте!
Author: [info]jasmasson
Artist: [info]stardael
Title: In retrospect (I’d rather have been a poet)
RPS, J2, NC17, AU
Warnings: Violence and non-explicit reference to abuse and non-con.
Summary: Jensen Ackles was taken from his family as a child and brutally raised to be the perfect soldier. He escaped his handler, and the US government offered him amnesty to work for them. Now, he’s a brilliant but damaged agent working for the most secretive of Government Agencies, fighting terrorism and violence and occasionally (often) his partner. He's fallen hard and fast for his partner, Jared Padalecki, but Jared is engaged. Jensen decides on an innovative solution to the problem, but nothing in Jensen Ackles’s life has ever been simple.
ээмммм, саммари меня немного пугает, но джасмассон учавствовала в первом ББ и у нее был просто мегасуперохуительный фанфик про дж2 порнозвезд! Читать буду)))
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Author: [info]fleshflutter
Artist: [info]wanttobeatree and [info]vamptastica
Title: The incestuous courtship of the Antichrist's bride.
Pairing: Sam/Dean, rated nc-17.
Summary: Sam is trying to become the Antichrist in order to save the world. He has a small army of angels and demons, he has an adoring cult, he has a work of prophecy by Jack Kerouac, and he has Dean. Things are going pretty well until he accidentally signs Dean up as his Beloved Consort, a role that requires sex with the Antichrist on an altar. And that's when things stop going pretty well. Also, the soundtrack to the Apocalypse sucks.
флэш все-таки написала винцест) хоть мне до ужаса хотелось от нее рпс, но, seriously, винцест от флэш? АААААА! Хочухочухочу скорее, обожемой!!!
Author: [info]thenyxie
Artist: Artist: [info]votaku and [info]vengefuldemon69
Title: Stranger Than Fiction
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Summary: AU, post-The Monster at the End of This Book, Wincest. Dean can't stop wondering why people would write gay porn about him and Sam and decides to find out. Research takes him to interesting places; re-reading the novels for subtext, visiting message boards to ask questions, and a really freaky place called Livejournal. What he discovers along his hysterical journey is a sick fascination with fanfiction, more about gay sex than he ever wanted to know, and an even deeper obsession with understanding why people write this stuff. Meanwhile, they're hunting a mysterious monster that takes the form of a person's truest love to kill them slowly, and things between him and Sam are changing. But it's not until it's shoved undeniably in his face that Dean realizes the lines between reality and fanfic have begun to blur so hard that they're practically non-existent. And if all that wasn't enough, they still have to save the world.
Author: [info]astri13
Artist: [info]mithborien
Title: The Man of his Dreams
Characters/Pairing: Sam/Dean, Bobby, Castiel, Pamela
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Summary: When Sam Winchester, only son of obsessive hunter-legend John Winchester meets young firefighter Dean Collins on a hunt, his interest is piqued for Dean reminds him of the imaginary friend Sam has never quite outgrown: a freckled, little boy with striking green eyes who would appear to Sam as nothing more than a vision for all his life. But Dean harbours some secrets of his own and might not be as normal himself as he appears on the outside. Will their budding relationship be strong enough to survive the forces of Heaven and Hell trying to finish what they started over twenty years ago?
Author: [info]benitle
Artist: [info]twofourteen
title: Always You, without time or space
Rating/Pairing: Sam/Dean, NC-17, SLASH
Summary: Sam and Dean leave New Paltz, a haunted painting and Sarah behind them, each thinking in their own ways it'll be the last time they do anything like that. It isn't long before a string of unexplainable deaths takes them to The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City. Between frustration and brotherly fights, surviving more art than can be seen in a lifetime, a revenge killer and the mean city, their relationship is taken to a whole new level that neither of them expected. But of course it's never that simple, because between all the emotional chaos, there's also a case to solve! Sam/Dean first-time fic.
Author: [info]balefully
Artist: [info]cathybites
Title: We Flow Together (Once and Forever)
Pairing and Rating: Jared/Jensen, NC-17
Summary: As a child, Jensen Ackles was saved from drowning by a mysterious boy who appeared from the depths off the coast of Cape Cod. Now a grown man, Jensen is a stage-actor in New York City, living off a trust fund from his parents, and convinced he's incapable of true love. One fateful night finds him back in Cape Cod after a raucous party gone wrong, fighting for his life as he sinks beneath the waves. Yet again, he's saved from a watery grave—this time by a naked man, seemingly mute and more beautiful than anyone Jensen's ever seen. The stranger decides to call himself Jared, and as he and Jensen spend time together, learning each other body and soul, Jensen finds that his own capacity for love is as boundless as the ocean.
Jensen's world comes crashing down around him when he discovers the origin of Jared's strange naivety and lack of inhibitions—he's a mermaid, fins and all. After Jared is abducted by researchers who subject him to cruel tests, Jensen must make a crucial decision: will he risk everything to finally find true love—with a fish—or will Jared be the one that got away?
аааааааа!!! фик про Джареда-русалку от balefully, омфг, хочу немедля!!
Author: [info]belyste
Artist: [info]fallen_for_lost
Final title: Say You're Mine
Rating & pairing: NC-17, Jared/Jensen
Summary: It takes his two best friends getting engaged to make Jared realize what’s missing in his own life, but once he figures it out, he's a man on a mission: find true love or die trying. He’s not asking for much – just the perfect soul mate to spend blissful eternity with – so when a chance meeting drops Jensen into his life (and his lap), it seems like fate. But either Jensen missed that memo or fate seems to have other ideas, because nothing works out the way Jared planned. Based (very) loosely on How I Met Your Mother.
а еще белист дразницца колледж!ау, который она написала! ыыыыы, дайте мне все! я от одной мысли про фики белист каваюсь!! она мой самый-самый любимы рпс автор (если вы еще не заметили
у меня три фика ее переведено))), она самая-самая лучшая!! если вы еще не читали белист, вы многое потеряли!Author: [info]lazy_daze
Artist: [info]reallycorking
Title: Topspin
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Defending Wimbledon champion and world No. 1 tennis player Jensen Ackles is determined to hang on to his title, no matter how good Jared Padalecki, rising star on the tennis scene, thinks he is. With Padalecki's new reckless style, explosive power and natural grace pitted against Jensen's own beautifully strategic, strong and watertight game - all that's for sure is that this is going to be one Wimbledon final match not to be missed. With a media-painted rivalry turning into a mutual dislike that's almost as explosive as the badly-hidden attraction sparking in the air, there's more than a tennis ball flying between them.
When tension explodes into more, and more becomes again and again, how will this unexpected connection affect them, their games, their careers? Will they be able to put aside everything that's against them and make something real out of what was never meant to happen in the first place? And as emotions get stronger and the competitions fiercer and Wimbledon's upon them again, history will repeat; and under the English July sun, new history will be made.
второй любимый рпс автор.) И еще, Джаред и Дженсен теннисисты? Awwwwwwww, holy shit!
Author: [info]annella
Artist: [info]seventhpage
Title: Counting the steps to the door of your heart
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jensen's life isn't perfect, but he's happy enough. He has friends (well, one friend and one roommate), a prospective career (if he can pass this stupid, stupid test which requires him to be able to talk to people), a sex life of sorts (with guys who are total jerkfaces and think Jensen is a dork, which is actually true), and a life-size Dalek costume with a voice modulator which lets him EXTERMINATE things (like the toaster). Then, out of nowhere, he also has Jared (gorgeous, wonderful, socially retarded, and already taken), and his life turns upside down in the blink of an eye. For the first time, Jensen has found what he wants, but how is he going to get it?
Annella rocks. On occasion. Читать буду)))
Author: [info]winterlive
Artist: [info]machinistm
Final title: Talking Points
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: J2
Summary: Texas state senator Jensen Ackles (D-16) is a dyed-in-the-wool idealist, a squeaky-clean boy scout, and a notorious press-dodger. His star is on the rise, and it's worth a career to get the scoop on him. The L.A. Times' star reporter Jared Padalecki might just make it to the Washington Post before his 30th birthday, if he can get the story - he'll have to go undercover and join Jensen's team. But it isn't long before the lie starts to feel like a betrayal, and Jared never expected to like his subject as much as he does.
Author: [info]jeyhawk
Artist: [info]gwentastic
Title: Apocalypse: Cancelled
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC17
Summary: Jared's a straight architect from Texas and Jensen's a deeply closeted movie star. A chance encounter leaves the unlikely couple clinging to each other during what they think will be their last days on earth, but what happens to the relationship they built when the world doesn't end after all?
Author: [info]memphis86
Artist: [info]ignited
Title: Palace of the Brine
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jensen/Jared, implied Chad/Sophia & Tom/Mike
Warnings: Mpreg. Again.
Summary: It's been five years since Jared Padalecki had his daughter, Eve thanks to a little miracle from an Egyptian fertility god. Now he and his partner, Jensen Ackles are raising her together in San Francisco, along with her other father, Chad Michael Murray; and everything seems to be moving along fine. Jared's working as a college art professor, and Jensen is still at Grace's Heart hospital, a resident OB-GYN. But when Jared decides to try for miracle number two, it seems to stir up some rough waters for everyone around him. Is this a blessing in disguise, or has Jared really set off a curse this time?
О боже, ДАДАДА!!!! Продолжение "The seahorse", самого охренительного дж2 мпрега всех времен и народов!!! Хочууууууу! Вы не читали лошадку?!!!!! Святое дерьмо, бегите и читайте!
Author: [info]jasmasson
Artist: [info]stardael
Title: In retrospect (I’d rather have been a poet)
RPS, J2, NC17, AU
Warnings: Violence and non-explicit reference to abuse and non-con.
Summary: Jensen Ackles was taken from his family as a child and brutally raised to be the perfect soldier. He escaped his handler, and the US government offered him amnesty to work for them. Now, he’s a brilliant but damaged agent working for the most secretive of Government Agencies, fighting terrorism and violence and occasionally (often) his partner. He's fallen hard and fast for his partner, Jared Padalecki, but Jared is engaged. Jensen decides on an innovative solution to the problem, but nothing in Jensen Ackles’s life has ever been simple.
ээмммм, саммари меня немного пугает, но джасмассон учавствовала в первом ББ и у нее был просто мегасуперохуительный фанфик про дж2 порнозвезд! Читать буду)))
@темы: j2, supernatural, wincest
У тебя хватало решимости, мужества и ума жить так, как ты сам полагаешь правильным, и даже если ты ошибался и ошибаешься - от меня тебе респект и всяческое уважение))) 
Самое важное у тебя есть - ты любим, а потому желаю разобраться со всеми проблемами, существующими и грядущими, спасти мир и выжить в этой странной войне))) И еще желаю тебе удачи, она тебе точно понадобится))) 
Кроме всех, перчисленных выше достоинств, ты невероятно красив!!! 
